Trying to impress people when you dance
sodamnrelatable: Expectations: Reality:
castielhasthephoneb0x: i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
h0odrich: It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
officialdogblog: you is kind, you is smart, you is important,
this is what i have to deal with -_-
*eating cookies with my brother watching 2 broke girls*
My brother: whos that black guy?
me: a rapper
brother: ohgreat another stereotypical black rapper like mack more
me: you mean mac miller? and he's white....
brother: no that other guy... THRIFT SHOP!!
me: you mean macklemore? and hes also white so therefore he's not a stereotypical black rapper, cuz ya know HE'S WHITE
That awkward moment when there's a gay couple in...
intellectualrapist: findadventure: victoryjobs: we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~ when this was obviously not the case #that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever Oh no, tumblr will make biblical yaoi now Here, have a canon pairing